Hibernation

Well, what a dry spell. Good thing I gorged myself during the summer/fall in order to store up enough fat to cover me during my long hibernation.

So, as I'll try to pick this back up, I want to put my money where my mouth is.

I have $5 on this sad wager: U.S. will carry out bombing/warring in Iran by Dec. 31 2006.

This was actually my New Years revelation. I'm sticking to it, not because it is something I want to see, but because in my opinion it is inevitable.

Funny thing though about these "cartoon riots." I, however, have the perfect solution. Let's take any one of the daft Clerics that declared Fatwa against the Denmark paper that printed the cartoons 1 YEAR AGO! and pit them against Pat Robertson.

We'll call it The Holy Battle of the Wingnuts. Broadcast it live, no punches, scratching or physical contact. The two "chosen" will fight eachother by telling the people what God/Mohammed/whatever will do to their opponent.

I would imagine there will be a lot of dead airtime, so to fill in the dull moments, we'll pan to the audience. The audience will be split 50/50. Those on Islamic Cleric's side and those on the Right Wing Christian's side. Panning to the audience, we'll do one-on-one interviews with all the followers. Then finally, the populations of the world (assuming enought translators are available) will finally see that extreme religion can be just as lucrative/enjoyable as extreme sports. To be taken at face value and for observational/learning purposes only.